this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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[–] Shou 29 points 6 months ago

Call her a pretty girl and feed her a fish.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Looks like two people fighting in the first pic

[–] toynbee 5 points 6 months ago

Someone fighting with Gru, perhaps.

[–] beejboytyson 2 points 6 months ago

I thought it was two guys hold that thing back at first

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I would be more concerned about the number of health bars

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I always found it humorous that Americans claim these guys as their national bird; they follow me around for fish heads.

[–] Cryophilia 4 points 6 months ago

I'm American and I would follow you around for fish heads

[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The most interesting eagle encounter stories I have are when I was alone (apart from the eagle).

[–] MissJinx 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Show her your gun and scream "I love jesus and guns"

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 6 months ago

GUNS

BABIES

JESUS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A real American would grab their AR and try to bag if for their den wall.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

Of the divided states of America

And to the republic, that we have lost

A fractured nation, rebuked by God

With liberty and justice for rich white men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Only rich white men who think the right way, mind you.

[–] FooBarrington 5 points 6 months ago

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God.

With a woof woof here and a woof woof there, here a woof, there a woof, everywhere a woof woof.

[–] NickwithaC 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can't out run the raven.

[–] BoxerDevil 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good thing it's not a raven

[–] NickwithaC 14 points 6 months ago

Typical American remake, changing important stuff...