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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone know what book it is?

...asking for a flea

[–] GraniteM 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] I_Miss_Daniel 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lol I was not expecting to spend my last 15 minutes reading chapter one of a flea-porn! The entire book appears to be in the Wikipedia article, but alas I must sleep and leave the flea, the two satiated love birds and the priest until another day.

[–] frankenswine 8 points 5 months ago

it's wikisource (which has the purpose of hosting full public domain works)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I hope you have many more 15 minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OP neglected to mention that Bella was 14 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also:

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance to be alone and free from interruption. You know, Bella, we are no longer children?"

Bella nodded her head.

"Well, there are things which are not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not only to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, seriously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"I can't tell you without showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be learnt by experience."

"Oh, go on then and show me," carried the girl, in whose bright eyes and glowing cheeks I thought I could detect a very conscious knowledge of the kind of instruction about to be imparted.

this is honestly kinda funny

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

An erotica from the POV of a flea is not something I ever imagine would exist lol Is this some proto version of a size thing?

[–] NightShot 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The erotic victoria version of " A bugs life "

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Is this in the MCU equivalent of the Bee Movie, also known as the Universe where insects are horny for people?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can't post talk of a big penis and a picture of Willem Dafoe without posting the vid of Willem Dafoe dancing naked with his big penis swinging around:

https://men.aznude.com/azncdn/willemdafoe/thedanceofthesphinxthechimera/channelj-1985-willemdafoe-ronvawter-hd-01-hd.html

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wtf? Now I'm curious, what's the story behind that video?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I don't know about that video, but I'm definitely confused.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I don't know exactly, but it was some experimental theatre stuff. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wooster_Group

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"...what are you doing dear?".
Me: "I'm menacing the sky!"