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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

Tastes like null!

[–] whileloop 30 points 1 year ago

I don't have the necessary enzymes to digest this.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The texture didn't load

[–] Windex007 24 points 1 year ago

Oof, owuchie, my segfault

[–] joel_anderson 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Corn syrup and water.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Taste the ~~rainbow~~ nothing

[–] PutangInaMo 12 points 1 year ago

Stay away from the test_juice and the hello_world_juice though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

404 JUICE NOT FOUND

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Whoops, looks like someone forgot to make the base juice class abstract…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Personally, I'm more of an kinda guy, but to each their own, I guess.

[–] joyjoy 2 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I prefer Custom_juice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If I saw this, I would definitely buy it.

[–] Default 2 points 1 year ago

Drink of champions!