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Or just make it in a cup in the microwave at 2am. That’s when the need is real.
As an adult I sometimes realise I could just go out in my car and buy cake if I had a car and a whole-ass cake wasn't an expense I'd have to budget for before impulse-buying on a whim ):
Guess you never heard about diabetes
Or the rising inflation
Aw man..
So we back in time
They never said there are no consequences. Being an adult means making that decision yourself, rather than having a parent tell you "no." Being an adult is bullshit.
As an adult whose kids are moving out to college, I always forget how sick I can make myself buying just one cake …. From Costco
As an adult with kids, there is nothing more satisfying than to stealthily eat sweets, while your kids play in the same room. And not get noticed. Very hard to pull off. But so satisfying. Because you can think about eating chocolate and they come running.
I make cake for a living.
I’ll do this occasionally then feel guilty when I can’t finish the whole cake before I have to throw it out :/
I prefer eating over the span of two days and them feeling guilty about eating so much so fast. Definitely healthier