this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2023
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Bone Apple Tea

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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] loaffy 28 points 2 years ago

This is the fakest looking text I’ve ever seen lmao

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No but there is an allahu snackbar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assalami alaikum, brother/sister. Pork is haramburger though

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 2 years ago

That's all right, I'll just have the halalfalfa salad with inshallots and 72 virgin olive oil vinaigrette. I hear it's to die for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bra-fucking-vo! You just earned Lemmy Gold !

[–] AlpacaChariot 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't say I've ever heard anyone use "cement head" as an insult before!

[–] nxfsi -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it pronounced like semen?

[–] spicytuna62 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shitty superhero name: Semen Ted

[–] x4740N 1 points 9 months ago

Downside would be the child support

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love it, but I feel like very few will'get' that it's really cement head...

Possibly still worth it though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder not to ever insult someone willing to ask questions to learn and grow!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Came here to say this. Especially issues of spelling or pronunciation. It's fine to correct, politely, but making fun of them for these things is effectively punishing them for the people around them not explaining it to them earlier.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now. Same goes for learning anything.

[–] CowboyBobo 1 points 2 years ago

Smoking that dark allah pack

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