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[–] dadGPT 67 points 7 months ago

connecting you to the web

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 36 points 7 months ago

when they drop on you, it mega hertz.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It has six legs, so this is technically an insect.

[–] hswolf 5 points 7 months ago

you're right, but the bad kind of right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah, see, the other two legs are smaller at the top (back?) of the spiderouter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, those are pretty bendy. Looks more like antennae to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

mmm butt antennae.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait you’re getting MEGAbits?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is a bite? Is it between bits and bytes? 4 bits?(thats a nibble)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bite was a word pun. The technical term is “bytes” however it’s pronounced “bites” which is also the term for what a spider would do to you. And one that big would be a “mega bite”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I was punning as well lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

So much better than my FunnelWAP. Best it can do is 100 KillerBytes. :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Even the WIFI wants to kill you in Australia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"ItS ThE 5GhZ It CoOkS YoUr BrAiN"

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The biggest spiders are fine. We allow them in our houses. It's the little spiders that Australians worry about

The only person I have ever seen in hospital for spider bites was bitten by several redbacks (pretty similar to black widows)

I have never heard of anyone hospitalised by a huntsman spider

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This ~~antenna~~ leg configuration is quite useless

[–] kemsat 8 points 7 months ago

The camera to the side is also flabbergasted

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Does anyone else see the creepy upside down smiley face in the corner?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The Four Eyes!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] saltesc 4 points 7 months ago

It's common. The spiders have turf wars with each other and the geckos.

Also, geckos represent!

[–] Cobrachicken 3 points 7 months ago

Middle of the night, semidarkness, walking to the loo. Looking up...

[–] FilthyHookerSpit 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

My understanding is that the biggest threat is when one of those sneaking into your car and start crawling on people while driving. I think we can both agree, people make for terrible drivers when achiant spider is crawling on them