this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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[–] TheDarkQuark 14 points 5 months ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[–] MrJameGumb 9 points 5 months ago
[–] MrJameGumb 9 points 5 months ago

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna need this template :o