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[–] cm0002 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Today's word of the day!

Diarize (British form: Diarise)-

intransitive verb

: to keep or write in a diary

diarize for an hour each evening

transitive verb

: to record in a diary

diarize the affairs of the hour

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to subscribe to the Word of the Day, please.

[–] MeatsOfRage 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Funny, it's a word I've never seen before but immediately knew what it meant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I had to reread it a few times but was like yep ‘to diary’

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Need to add another verse to https://youtu.be/MOE-fDy1Cgo

[–] essell 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I overhead management talking about redundancies.

Boss said to your colleague "I've got to lay you or Jack off"

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I was already reading it in his voice.

[–] DaddleDew 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, is it wrong about what Jack will be doing during his day off?

[–] dohpaz42 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but he doesn’t need to be called out about it like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That movie is so good haha, I still have it on VHS!

[–] CptEnder 3 points 4 days ago

Oh I thought he had a month off. Less happy for Jack now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Well it could’ve been worse. They could’ve planned to off Jack instead

[–] librejoe 1 points 3 days ago

Lol what an interesting place to work.