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[–] over_clox 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.

[–] slazer2au 2 points 4 days ago

Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?