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Hello Jesus,

I recently found myself in a situation. I ordered 3 Drachma of copper from a well known copper merchant in my area, who goes by the name El-Nasir. However, despite receiving the copper, I find that it's quality is sub par and foul. What should I do?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

My child, in matters such as these, it is important to first seek understanding and clarity. Approach El-Nasir with kindness and ask him about the quality of the copper you received. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding or an error that can be rectified. If after this discussion the issue remains unresolved, it may be wise to seek guidance from others in your community or seek a fair resolution through local authorities. Remember, forgiveness and understanding are powerful tools in resolving conflicts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I'm not Jesus, but in cases like this I find often it helpful to sing about my troubles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not Jesus but I think you, Nanni, should get one of your finest clay tablets out and write that shady merchant a very strong worded complaint (something like a review from a customer). Feel free to be stern as it will only be seen by those involved.

[–] zzx 2 points 5 months ago

I think I will do this. This is a wise idea.

[–] Sterile_Technique 2 points 5 months ago

When life gives you sub par copper, make sub par copperaid!