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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anubis places my heart on the scale .... it breaks the scale, rolls off the table, lands on and breaks Anubis's foot

Anubis: .... EXTRA HELL IT IS!!!

[–] cheese_greater 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

He can't punish you just because ~~thats~~ of how you roll

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Anubis: hold my hekt

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't spell Anubis without anus.

[–] kazren 29 points 3 weeks ago

Anubis puts the bi in anus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey!

[–] nifty 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or first furry made Anubis