this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Real life lessons, smh

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago

So, good parenting?

[–] shneancy 44 points 5 months ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[–] Iron_Lynx 23 points 5 months ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

that's shit parenting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 5 months ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.