this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

If I had people dependent on me then I wouldn't be allowed to be as hung over as I currently am.

[–] Speculater 4 points 6 months ago

God, that sounds like heaven.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

My superpower is that I can go on a week long vacation without my phone and not miss a call.

[–] Venat0r 3 points 6 months ago