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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This post is from 2022-07-13.

ISO 8601 Meister Rasse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meister Rasse

You know the problem with that one. I suggest Herren Rennen instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, Herren Rennen is much better, Dankeschön!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're welcome, mein Kerl. Bitteschön!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is THE way.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah, imperial is... confusing... like you have inches, but then you don't get decainches, you get feet 😒. And then you don't have kiloinches, you have miles 🤦.

[–] Enasni 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s easy though. 1 mile is approximately 8,448 bananas long.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

properly, a banana is a unit of energy rather than length

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, might come in handy if I ever visit Madagascar 😉 ☺️.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • 1 foot = 1.2 decainches
  • 1 yard = 3.6 decainches
  • 1 mile = 5.28 kiloinches
  • 1 mile = 1.76 kiloyards
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

WTF, I though they were related in 10s, that's not even true 🤦.

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they're related in 12s, like in dousens... why, WHY!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s not like base ten is some magic thing that’s better in all aspects. I’ll admit that imperial is inconsistent sure, but a dozenal system makes sense when you need to divide things a lot. One foot being twelve inches means you can half, quarter, third, or sixth it without dealing with fractions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have to agree though that this is true. Still, it makes it more difficult if you have to work with 10s, like take a 10th of the measurement.

[–] WeirdGoesPro 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wait until you find out what system dozens comes from.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I really have no idea, but I am curious.

EDIT: Is it the clock? 12 hours?

[–] WeirdGoesPro 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

From Wikipedia:

“A "dozen" is a unit of measurement. It means twelve (12) items of something. The term goes back to duodecim, which means 12 in Latin. Humans might have started to count on a base 12 because there are approximately 12 cycles of the moon in one cycle of the sun. In other words, a solar year has 12 months. The first to have used the unit were probably the Mesopotamians.

12 dozen (144 items) are a gross. 12 gross (1728 items) are called a great gross. A great hundred is 120 or ten dozen (a dozen for each finger on both hands).

The dozen is convenient because its multipliers and multiples are convenient: 12 = 3 × 2 × 2, and 360 = 30 × 12. The French word douzaine means "about twelve" and is part of a family of words with similar meanings, e.g. vingtaine – "about 20" centaine – "about 100" etc. A baker's dozen, also known as a long dozen, is thirteen.”

So, as you can see, the idea of a dozen seems to be deeply ingrained in our history and psychology to the point that we probably shouldn’t question it too much and leave bakers to ponder the mystery of 12=13.

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[–] stringere 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they’re related in 12s, like in dousens… why, WHY!

Haha, if only.

Distance

-12 inches = 1 foot

-3 feet = 1 yard

-22 yards = 1 chain

-10 chains = 1 furlong

-8 furlongs = 1 mile

Weights

-16 drams = 1 oz

-16 oz = 1 pound

-14 pounds = 1 stone

-8 stone = 1 hundredweight = 112 lb

-20 hundredweight = 1 ton

Volume

-20 fluid oz = 1 pint

-8 pints = 1 gallon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What? They measure in chains and stones 🤨 😂. I actually didn't know that 🤣🤣🤣. Regarding oz, I thought it was a liquid (volume) measurement unit... cuz I've seen it on milk containers... oh well, guess I was wrong 😂.

EDIT: Oh wait, no, it's for both weight and volume 🤣🤣🤣.

EDIT 2: Nope, there is a volume and a weight oz 🤣, this thing just keeps getting better and better 🤣.

[–] stringere 1 points 1 year ago

See, we told you it was easy!

[–] MisterFrog 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.

Biggest dislike is lb-mol and Rankine. Like, it you're gonna do science, use the metric system, Jesus. Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.

Well, to be completely honest, you could say the same about miliseconds... I mean, they are the only ones that do base 10 regarding time measurement 😂.

Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.

🤣🤣🤣 gave me a good chuckle 🤣🤣🤣

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And now let's look at our time units... leap years, leap second. A month has 28, 29, 30 or 31 days. A day has 2*12 hours. An hour has 60 minutes or 3600 seconds (Babylonian mathematics :) )

I see room for improvement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There is always a room for improvement. :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Base 10 time makes me irrationally angry though lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I love it. Why did they drop it????

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this meme is 3.3 burgers/bullet not great not terrible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, I feel kinda same too but maybe someone will find a better things to write.

[–] tuto193 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is the first picture from? I've only seen the statue in Bremen (Germany), but never really looked up what it meant or where it really comes from.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please help me I've been balancing the donkey on this seesaw for 30 years

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Imperial was based on using body parts and common items to measure things. Inch was about the width of a mans thumb, foot the size of his foot, yard was the length of his arm, etc. But we have more access to things to measure now so like its kinda pointless but just stuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder if someone made the imperial side make sense in imperial either via length or weights lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That would be a challenge :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That would be a challenge. :)

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