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[–] Downcount 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I thought I was clever.

I trained my dog to spit out whatever she just found in exchange for a treat, by saying "let it go".

She's a lab....

What I actually trained her to do: She's now a very very good trash seeker.

Dog:

Hey look master I've found trash!

Say it!

Say it!

Say it!

[–] EtherWhack 1 points 6 months ago

Savin' the world one milk-bone at a time

[–] pigup 2 points 6 months ago

Toddler as well

[–] LaunchesKayaks 2 points 6 months ago

My beagle every time I turn around for 5 seconds. You absolutely cannot leave a sandwich or bread unattended for even half a second because he will steal and eat the whole thing if he thinks you aren't looking. Lil dude loves carbs. I keep my bread in a cabinet that locks so he doesn't just eat the whole loaf while I'm taking a piss or whatever lol