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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If O'Brien is perpetually confused it's probably because he has to keep a space station engineers by the Cardis running. I would be perpetually confused too, what with the plasma injectors being the way that they do and all

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Especially when he has to keep taking time off work to suffer Horrors Beyond Human Comprehension™

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And apparently he's the only one who can do actual work, and by work I mean everything, from fixing the future version of your apartment's gas stove, to making sure the whole space station doesn't explode for whatever reason this week.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It only explodes if you upload everyone's brains into the main computer, or you go look in a random section you've never been in before, and how often is that going to happen.

Anyway the most dangerous thing on board is absolutely definitely the turbo lift, someone's getting their fingers cut off or is falling down the hole in the bridge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

He had to add in so many second backups, too!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

B5; welcome aboard our five mile long rotating tin can. We'll over through our government, electrocute angels, and figure out who Jack the Ripper was. Also included in your stay is a quarantine that wipes out an entire species. Be sure to check out the zocalo for your fresh orange fix!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Also there's a telepathic police force that abuses its power every opportunity it gets. Watch out for those guys, they're real assholes

[–] MintyAnt 3 points 6 months ago

But don't think that, they'll know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Bester was one of the best things about B5

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Picard gets pegged? I clearly missed the TNG After Dark episodes.

[–] radix 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

our captain gets pegged

It's been a while since I watched TNG, but I don't remember this at all.

[–] unreachable 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

pegged

by borg

[–] Diplomjodler3 4 points 6 months ago

Time for a rewatch. It's in the very first episode.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Forgot the weekly socialist conventions and baseball games on DS9 😔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

I don’t understand the pegging reference. Also

lesbian terrorist

I wish

[–] PanoptiDon 19 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t understand the pegging reference.

Maybe this will help:

EDIT: @[email protected] did one better: https://startrek.website/comment/9648635

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Ah I don’t remember that scene. It’s been a while

[–] aaaa 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah she was never lesbian!

She was straight. The mirror version of her was clearly bisexual

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was a slight hint towards her and Jadzia dating in the beginning of the show so I assumed she was lesbian. Then I got endlessly disappointed when she only dated men… The fact that she’s bisexual only in de evil dimension makes it even worse because of the implication that gay = bad.

[–] aaaa 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of the tendency to interpret platonic relationships as sexual ones. I do get the desire for more representation, but I just wish the community wasn't so willing to ignore regular old platonic friendships.

I'm sure that comes mostly from me as a guy who puts more emphasis on strong platonic bonds than sexual relationships. But I just don't see Julian and O'Brien's "bromance" as a boyfriend relationship, nor did I see Kira and Jadzia's as dating either.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So speculation isn’t allowed either? When 2 people in a show are having secret meetings together I think it’s pretty normal for the audience to speculate that they are dating (which was the case with Kira and Jadzia). I’m just expressing my disappointment that this speculation was false.

Also, I don’t like it when shows include obvious hints that two people of the same gender are dating and then never actually show it. Because this tactic is very often used to bait queer people while also keeping their homophobic audience. The result is that many shows won’t actually express any queer relationships because hinting at it is enough. Not saying that this is the case in ds9, but imo it’s a bigger problem with more material effects than what you’re describing.

[–] aaaa 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not saying fan theories aren't allowed, I just said I'm not a fan of it.

I would hardly call their outings "secret" when it involves Kira getting into costume and walking clear across the promenade before deciding the holosuite isn't for her. I just didn't interpret any of the details as "hints they were dating" when the simpler "friends going out to do something fun" was not only on the table, it was clearly the intention of the scene.

For the record, I didn't see Garak and Julian as dating either. Sure, Garak may have been trying, but Julian was more enamored with the spy scenario and intrigue than Garak himself as a potential partner

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

There’s a moment in ops where they’re clearly hiding from the rest of the crew that they’re hanging out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That's Nana...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Q

Basically implying their relationship is homoerotic in nature.

[–] MintyAnt 2 points 6 months ago

Right I'm pretty sure Sisko isnt a lesbian. He's definitely a terrorist though!

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 6 months ago

Took me a while to figure out who trans worm is. But yeah, spot on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

After watching Lower Decks for 3 seasons and going back to TOS, I’m thinking about watching some of the middle entries. What are some of the meaningful differences between them. In other words: What should I watch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I highly reccomend DS9 and Voyager (in that order) if you did like TOS

DS9 is much better since it follows a continuing plot instead of TOS which is more of a "monster of the week" format

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly every series is enjoyable in its own right if you don't take it too seriously. Even the worse ones like Enterprise are still fun to watch, even if they don't hold a candle to others.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can enjoy them all, as you said.

I watched the first season of discovery. It was pretty cool...I enjoyed all the characters. Now, though, it's 2% story and 98% messaging. Wtf is this shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What? Messaging? Its the same as its been ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It starts getting good around season 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It also starts disappearing from Amazon around season 3… if we’re talking Lower Decks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh, I was talking tng. Were we talking about lower decks?

Edit: nope, it was TOS. We were both wrong haha. In which case I still maintain that it starts getting good after season three.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i hate lower decks because they stole the entire style from Final Space. everything. lost all respect for star trek.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I advise you to never ever educate yourself on the history of art

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

well one could argue star trek is like hitler germany supressing art and stealing all kinds of shit. cant remember an artist really that extorted the entire art of another artist. you?

[–] maxwisecracks 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] thezeesystem 1 points 6 months ago

I am no longer non-binary. I now identify as a trans worm

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