this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] scrion 23 points 1 month ago

I love it. I love that there is a term for it, I love that the city paid them, just terrific.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wha- no way the italians have a dedicated word for this. This got to be a hoax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Shit, you discovered our deceitful plan

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe we should normalize this. It's probably healthier than being on the internet outraged all the time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. The internet is full of information and good people while construction sites are full of construction workers and loose string. Has the internet ever harassed a woman? Has the internet ever led to equipment malfunctions and death? Has the internet ever constructed a condo on a plot of land slightly too small to accommodate it, thus blocking one from bringing their lawn mower to the front and offering only lethargic weed whacking intermittently broken up by a neighbor who enjoys talking about their daughter’s biking-induced hemorrhoids and the newfound secondary utility of her menstrual pads? I rest my case.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

How DARE you? Who the fuck do you think you are?! This pisses me off so much I need to go watch some construction work and calm down.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As somone whos worked construction, ppl like these are kinda annoying (tbf not as annoying as homeowners who are out there trying to talk to you the whole time) but it feels like a teacher standing behind you as your taking a test

[–] cloud_herder 6 points 1 month ago

I’m sure it’s annoying but if it’s people like me, they’re fascinated by watching construction happen. Probably even things you think are simple to do seem interesting from the outside. 😬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

just know @PhatInferno people are watching and reading and judging this very comment of yours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Was just hoping you're going to cut through an internet cable or a power line or something, so I don't have to do any work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Perhaps they are admiring the eclectic collection of plastic barrier styles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jerry Seinfeld had a standup routine about this exact subject.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Normally the road contractors have to hire people to stand around for hours watching one person do all the work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's a nice road, maybe it's a historic society making sure they don't ruin a nice road, lmao