happily gives their meat
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this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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You will own nothing and you will be happy...
They’re given free housing, healthcare and food though
The healthcare is being eaten when they die
When they die ... Of natural causes... Like a swift knife chop to the neck.
Ah yes, the Canadian healthcare way
You said the thing! So smart!
please to give one cup of chicken milk.
Get it yourself.
This is not the America that Ben Franklin fucked all those french women to give us.
Pigeons do secrete a kind of milk from their crops when nursing young. I don't think Chickens do the same, but I could be wrong.
Where else do you think cream of chicken comes from, you Silly Billy?
Roosters.
Well, bird shit is white and milky...
I'd need some proof of the dude milking his chicken
Estonian chickens built different.
Well it's not gonna charge you
flags, flags, flags. not my fault one of my people drink's chiken milk or whatever.
Egg Nog in French is Lait de Poulet, which translates to Chicken Milk.
I can barely take care of myself, I can't be responsible for chickens
Keep predators away (and there are a lot of those), make sure they have food and water, and beyond that they do a very good job of looking after themselves.
They live 4-10 years depending on various factors.
I can barely remember to feed and water myself, predators are drawn to my curvy boyish figure. Chickens would be screwed.
Look at this communist propaganda!
"Pack of chickens."
God as my witness... I thought turkeys had nipples.