submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.

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[-] TipRing 27 points 4 weeks ago

Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.

[-] Everythingispenguins 16 points 4 weeks ago

I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses

[-] Entropywins 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Dkarma 4 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

He should stop drop roll

[-] satanmat 9 points 4 weeks ago

Was is a Brie larsony

I hope he made a Gouda escape

He beat them black and Bleu

[-] HappycamperNZ 4 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer 4 points 4 weeks ago

Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess

[-] dohpaz42 3 points 4 weeks ago

Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.

[-] HappycamperNZ 3 points 4 weeks ago

Well the facts are the facts

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Delusional 1 points 4 weeks ago

Is his name Charlie Kelly?

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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