"No, no, no, you don't need to change a thing. Keep shoving your face with greasy, subsidized corn-oil fried fast food. Just take this hormone-disrupting injection (only 48 easy payments of $126.89/month (plus interest)) and you'll never get unproductiv- um, I mean, fat!"
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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It's actually even worse than that. It's once a month for the rest of your life, because studies have shown that you gain the weight back when you stop taking it.
Oof, screw that. If I wanted to lose weight I'd do it the old-fashioned way.
That being said, there are diseases like Down Syndrome where this is better than the alternative; they're genetically predisposed to overly harsh weight gain and can't lose it naturally.
Spotted the American.
This is a thread about American news. You are not as smart or witty as you think you are.
This is the internet, how the hell was I supposed to know that when the news is globally applicable?
Whomever drew that syringe has no business practicing medicine. Look at all that air. That would kill someone.
Jesus, I wasn't thinking about that until you pointed it out but you're right. If I wasn't such a memory-hoarding dorkbrain I wouldn't have even realized why you're right without knowing what it's called to google it.
Yes, I don't know what it's called, but if you ever have to give someone allergy/heart attack/diabetes medication by injection, make sure the damn syringe is empty (pushed down entirely) until after the tip is submerged in the medicine because air bubbles in your blood will cause your heart to stop or something. It's really that important, and this is why doctors get paid the big bucks.
Yeah the doctors get paid the big bucks for that, meanwhile your friendly neighbourhood junkie has done 126,234 injections both on themselves and others, without ever putting in a bubble, and they get jack shit. How is that fair?
Not saying it is. Just that it's extremely dangerous to not know what you're doing, but I get that if you're successfully taking recreational drugs regularly then you probably do. I'm not even talking about a junkie who at least has learned to do injections properly, I'm saying "if you've never done it before, be very careful about not having any air in it because that can kill someone".
Right, that was just my twisted idea of being humorous. O course you're absolutely right, it's just funny that it's common knowledge in the heavy drug world.
Fair enough.
One of the few medical things you see on TV that's a good idea, that pointing the needle upward and squeezing until a bit of fluid has spurted out, to make sure and get the air bubbles out.
Ozempic suppresses the appetite right? So if you stop taking it do you regain the weight? Sounds designed to keep people hooked for life.
As far as I know yes, it works by reducing appetite. So there definitely is the risk of just bouncing back after one stops using it, assuming nothing else has changed.
That said, this doesn't necessarily make it worthless. When treating something like depression one might also prescribe something that improves the mood to support psychotherapy to treat the underlying causes. In a similar way losing weight first through medication and then having therapy alongside it or starting to do sports (that gets easier to pick up with lower weight) might improve treatment outcomes.
And theoretically if it were cheap enough and without longterm side effects, then I could see a scenario where taking it permanently could still be better than the detrimental health effects obesity has.
And that's the novo nordisk way.