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[–] PP_BOY_ 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

"No, no, no, you don't need to change a thing. Keep shoving your face with greasy, subsidized corn-oil fried fast food. Just take this hormone-disrupting injection (only 48 easy payments of $126.89/month (plus interest)) and you'll never get unproductiv- um, I mean, fat!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's actually even worse than that. It's once a month for the rest of your life, because studies have shown that you gain the weight back when you stop taking it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oof, screw that. If I wanted to lose weight I'd do it the old-fashioned way.

That being said, there are diseases like Down Syndrome where this is better than the alternative; they're genetically predisposed to overly harsh weight gain and can't lose it naturally.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] PP_BOY_ 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is a thread about American news. You are not as smart or witty as you think you are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

This is the internet, how the hell was I supposed to know that when the news is globally applicable?