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[–] AFKBRBChocolate 80 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Heck, that link goes so far as to have a personal experience where they think an opposum brought ticks with Lyme disease from a dear with it that affected their dog.

My one question is, would it be that easy to see a tick in an opposum's stomach contents?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] x4740N 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Australian possums are scarier than what ever these things are, the fuckers sound like demons outside your window and wake you in the middle of the night

[–] cm0002 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Australia is just where the rest of the world dumped a lot of the scarier versions of their local animals

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It’s also nature’s maximum security prison. New Zealand is the guard shack.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but yall's possums are adorable, ours look like they're about to stab you for meth money.

[–] x4740N 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Our possoms are cute but deadly depending on how they feel

So they can decide to be cute or try and fuck you up

[–] robocall 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I believe opossums are America's only marsupial.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, apparently marsupials first arose in North America and then migrated by some mechanism to Australia. Placental mammals arrived or also arose on North America as well which is why our marsupials are so...just opossums. But there were no mammals on Australia so they spread to many niches.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

AND their brains are as smooth as eggs!

[–] robocall 16 points 7 months ago

Eggs are so tasty 😋

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

If I see one, I'm trying to domesticate it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only time I ran into a wild one, I couldn't ignore it because it was in my garage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

found one in my garage once sleeping in a wheelbarrow with a tarp over it. be more than happy to ignore 'em if they weren't tryin to ambush me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Unless you see one outside of this continent, then it might be lost and need help finding its way home.