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[โ€“] cosmicrookie 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The garbagemen did not come back looking for me every week. They just came to pickup the garbage and not to take me away.

Younger Cousin Syndrome...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (4 children)

We don't lick other people.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)
  • My grandma always told me that if you push to hard while pooping your organs will come out. Technically hemorrhoids can do that but they are not really organs.

  • Microwaves cause cancer.

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[โ€“] Today 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Nothing good happens after midnight.

[โ€“] 200ok 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That becomes true again once you turn 40

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[โ€“] pachrist 18 points 6 months ago

Men are logical. Women are emotional.

Such an enormous generalization and oversimplification. Very false.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That talking to strangers was bad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That strangers are bad and cops are good.

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[โ€“] Agent641 14 points 6 months ago

My parents said they would never get divorced.

[โ€“] MTK 13 points 6 months ago (6 children)

That the crust is the healthiest part of the bread

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

When I was being taken into surgery they told me we were going into space and gave me gas that they said was to breathe in space. I didn't realize I hadn't actually been to space until I was like eight years old or something like that. Probably older.

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