this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2023
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[–] RightHandOfIkaros 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Error: Missing implementation for method "myFriends"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

okay, okay, I'll declare it

Friend[] myFriends() {
    return {};
}
[–] RightHandOfIkaros 6 points 1 year ago

Error: Unreachable code detected on Line 1.

[–] SmoothLiquidation 1 points 1 year ago

Mom was very specific that she wanted you to call yourFriends()

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago