this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2023
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Reposting memes from my phone

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Caboose12000 5 points 1 year ago

I like this version better

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheSilentOne59 12 points 1 year ago

Wow there really always a relevant xkcd comic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This is pretty accurate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That's going to take a bit. Let's settle for telling the dog it is a good dog via a button for now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

πŸ˜‚ this is why I avoided programming, focused on hardware, and ended up cooking in kitchens lmao.

I was never a fan of sitting at a desk staring at a computer screen all day, even if I was good at it. Even with how complex hardware is these days, it feels more orderly and defined, if there's m wrong with your rig, it's most likely x, y, or z causing it, and it's almost always x etc

[–] drpeppershaker 12 points 1 year ago

Visual Effects is the same.

There is CG fog on the ground. No problem, give me a few days.

Then the actor walks through the fog and it swirls around him just like it would in real life! I need 100 grand and a month.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hair is a programmer’s nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Love it 🀣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly this is kinda what advanced bash looks like to me though

[–] NatoBoram 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeaaah if this community is going to get stale, older than my mom moldy reposts first thing in then I'd rather dip out of that one for now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The original tweet is 6 months old, bro. The community is programmer humor, expect low effort tech memes here.