If your shower doesn't include every one of these positions, are you even washing yourself?
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2023
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Y’all never just have a lay in the shower?
Why is the shower head so low? Or is this dude 7.5 feet tall?
This is how most showers are to 6½' tall people
ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB for 20 minutes while also trying to wash.
spin cycle initiated
You do not want to know about E through P.
Ever had a C day? I've had a C day.
C when you think about life and just ending it all
I do C, but facing the other way.
Not a fan of waterboarding yourself?
Just constant cycling between A and B for the most part
D is how I save money on toilet paper
Downward dog.
E through P are the forbidden ones
Q is probably how the ladies do it.
We don't do static showerheads, we have handheld showerheads over here, so... we're all over the place 😂.
C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.
Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.
Doesn't everyone do both A and B depending on where they're washing?
I do a handstand and put the showerhead in my ass. We are not the same.
Everyone does P. Those who say they don’t are lying
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