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[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, if I had to pick a fictional character to represent the joy of faith and devotion to god... Let's just say Kratos is not the one I'd choose

[–] dustyData 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Now I want to see Kratos fighting Jesus hand to hand and killing him. Maybe have the holy ghost be a monstrous gigantic dove. Punch the Abrahamic god in the face. Or just kicking Muhammad in the groin. But have it all happen in the exact same fight. That would rile up a bunch of people.

[–] samus12345 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] essteeyou 9 points 5 months ago

Holy cow, I looked up Penny Arcade because of this and it's still going! I think the last time I read it was next to an xkcd comic in Google Reader.

[–] ripcord 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh, good ol' Penny Arcade. Those were good days, with Penny Arcade TV, and PAX just starting up and whatnot.

Before Mike decided he loved the "stylized" work of another cartoonist and made the characters ridiculously exaggerated. And before Jerry found the Jesus.

It's still good, just not...what it used to be.

I'm glad it's still going though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Make it a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure version of Jesus, so that Kratos has an appropriate challenge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure version of Jesus

A? Is there more than one?

[–] Gutek8134 10 points 5 months ago

Don't spoil the plot of third reboot

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Does religion turn boys into men???

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a Bar Mitzvah, the "you are now a man" ritual in Judaism.

[–] dustyData 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to fundamentalist black and white thinking.

[–] jaaake 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

While every religion has its crazies (GTFO, orthodox & hassids), I found judaism to be far more critical and questioning than other religions that I’ve been exposed to. Literally the opposite of black & white thinking, a bunch of the religious texts are actually just arguments of different scholars (contemporaries of christ) offering opposing viewpoints and interpretations of older doctrines. (I’ve got an unfounded theory that this is why so many jewish people go into the study of law.)

That being said, I am not a religious person and despite being raised jewish, I now consider myself an atheist. Technically a satanist if we’re talking about giving my money to some kind of church.

[–] dustyData -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Still, chanting at a magical fairy when you are 12 doesn't make anyone a man. It's an outdated tribal rite of passage at best, and a superstition with potential for horrendous implications in general.

[–] jaaake 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Definitely a tribal rite of passage in need of updating to remain relevant. I do take umbrage with the chanting at a magical fairy. That’s far more a chrisitian thing. But what are the horrendous implications?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My guy it's just a ritual to signify the progression of age and a child becoming old enough to take on more responsibility and exert more autonomy of their choices.

You're way overthinking and projecting way too much on this.

Yes, religion sucks and is unnecessary, but this particular ritual is little more than an acknowledgement of growing older. It's basically "Jewish sweet 16."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shit I meant my other comment as a reply to the commenter one up the chain, not to you. Sorry for my error

[–] jaaake 4 points 5 months ago

The content made it seem that way. No worries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like what the fuck are people on about in this day and age? Get your fairy tales outta here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

is the distinction between "boy" and "man" also a fairy tale?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the context of religion playing any part in it? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

what is the acceptable boundary?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The acceptable boundary for involvment of religion in child raising is zero.

[–] GlitterInfection 3 points 5 months ago
[–] jaaake 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Spooky scary

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 5 months ago

GOOOOYYYYY!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

what's going on in panel 3?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The boy is reading from the Torah at his Bar Mitzvah (someone correct me if I have that wrong), which is part of the ceremony of "becoming a man" for Jewish folks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I thought those were dumbbells.

[–] BradleyUffner 1 points 5 months ago

Something about oversized thumbtacks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

…God …Shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago