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[–] Num10ck 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the Not So Special Olympics hosted by Mike Judge and David Letterman

[–] MyFairJulia 11 points 1 year ago

(cue Beavis and Butthead laughs)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What about Olympics without drug restrictions? Like, how much can we improve on the human body?

[–] zacher_glachl 27 points 1 year ago

I'll start watching sports when there's coked up cyborgs competing for who can stave off graft rejection for long enough to cross the finish line, thank you very much

/s but not really

[–] rumckle 18 points 1 year ago

We've already got the Tour de France, so that's one sport down.

[–] Zehzin 9 points 1 year ago

Athletes already put a lot of stress on their bodies as it is, a druglympic would end up with a lot of sick or dead people

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

SNL had a skit on that "The All-Drug Olympics"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Don’t we already kind of have this? Can’t people have done the drugs as long as they test clean at the event?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure it'd be "much more" entertaining. I think watching arguably the greatest athletes in the world compete in their specialty is a great spectacle and I find it odd that they are implying it's boring, but it would certainly be a lot fun to watch regardless (aside from the ridicule that sadly would occur)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be garbage to watch random people do these events. The only entertainment would be watching people like me almost kill themselves pole vaulting or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see it being a whole thing where they crash course in a sport for 3-6mo or something then just get out there and play.

[–] MusketeerX 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The average person is pretty out of shape, I vote a month. Give them time to get into some shape, plus it shows average people how quickly you can improve your shape and lifestyle with regular excercise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don’t think that would be fun. They would probably be so sore just from the training that they would barely be able to compete anyway. I think it would be far more interesting to see what people can learn and build up to in a relatively short amount of time. I bet you would get some pretty amazing moments.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So... Hunger games kind of thing?

Edit: but less murdery, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] EvilEyedPanda 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, give me a javelin and tell me that I can't throw it into the crowd, see what I do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

that makes it exciting for the spectators too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just laughed our loud! Hahahah thank you for that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And I, my Bunny Bracelet.

[–] danc4498 23 points 1 year ago

Cut to 100 years later and you have litetal hunger games.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always like the idea that the Olympic events should have one "normal" person do them, at least for ones where that is plausible and makes sense (like racing events, maybe not stuff like the giant slalom or the ski jump)

Like, if you had a 9th swim lane and put a guy who swims 3 days a week in there for fitness, I guarantee he'd get completely smashed in a way that would really illustrate how much faster the Olympians are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Did you mispell your name? This is clearly a malicious black ajah proposal.

I like the nuance of not having a total noob, but instead a amatausiast!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd have to pay that poor bastard though, most people won't want to look a fool on live tv for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll do it for free if all expenses are paid for me to go to the Olympics. I look like a fool every day, one more day won't make a difference.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, you convinced me, sign me up! I wonder if they'll let me eat cheeseburgers during the 100 meter sprint?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It sounds like military service with cameras 😆

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is what it used to be like not so long ago. The 1928 weightlifting champion was a butcher.

Source (german): https://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/olympia-der-gwamperte-herkules-1.3119023

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They pick me

Me: intentionally loses to go home early

[–] floral_toxicity 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've always wanted a normal person to take part alongside the pros.

[–] Jamixthedestroyer 3 points 1 year ago

Right?? Give ya some sort of scale

[–] Limeey 3 points 1 year ago

Dave might kill it, you don’t know!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In Russia the Olympics play you

[–] Pocketyeti 2 points 1 year ago

Hah. I don't attend meetings I am supposed to be in, good luck with this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This would be one of my favorite shows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This kills the man

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