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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A 'Freudian slip' is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

[–] EdibleFriend 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

That will be 100 dollars see u next week

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 7 months ago

Na it is just the slip your mom wears

[–] gimpchrist 20 points 7 months ago

Why am I laughing at this, this is so stupid lmaoo

[–] TheCannonball 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Yeah but at least you know what to say when they ask what you're doing.

Whatever I want to do, gosh!

[–] dhakiun_z 10 points 7 months ago

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote

Your Mom Goes To College

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I still use this joke/line. You're not alone!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I can confirm that their mom is overwhelming

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII 3 points 7 months ago

My first thought too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Classic Freud. Making everything about ones mother as usual..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Give this man a cigar. 🥸