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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A 'Freudian slip' is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

[–] EdibleFriend 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That will be 100 dollars see u next week

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 10 months ago

Na it is just the slip your mom wears

[–] gimpchrist 20 points 10 months ago

Why am I laughing at this, this is so stupid lmaoo

[–] TheCannonball 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah but at least you know what to say when they ask what you're doing.

Whatever I want to do, gosh!

[–] dhakiun_z 10 points 10 months ago

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote

Your Mom Goes To College

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I still use this joke/line. You're not alone!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I can confirm that their mom is overwhelming

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII 3 points 10 months ago

My first thought too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Classic Freud. Making everything about ones mother as usual..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Give this man a cigar. 🥸