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[–] Etterra 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did somebody say Pizza the Hut?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hmm, is that the date when the fax was sent? I thought, it was just weirdly formatted, but part of the following sentence, so the child will be born on the 25th September.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I said fron the future, means something completely different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ah, of course. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

yeah - "on [date] My child will be born"

[–] DogWater 10 points 10 months ago

You can tell it's true because it says FAX at the top

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Specifying the date this precisely is part of the joke, right? Like, even with a C-section, you wouldn't know the date several months in advance ...right?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 10 months ago

You would if you learned it from an ancient prophecy!

(They actually do give you a "delivery date" from the first appointment when you're pregnant irl, but the reality is more like +/- 2 weeks)

[–] Anticorp 4 points 10 months ago

Sure you would. Doctors give you an expected delivery date during the initial exam. It's not usually accurate, but they give it. It's close enough.

[–] TastyWheat 5 points 10 months ago

I love the rage-grab on the paper. Like the reader knows exactly what's coming. Like that one guy in every Ronald Emmerich film.