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We'd probably be better off (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by GabrielBell12fi to c/tumblr

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Though whether or not he exists is (accidentally) canonically somewhere along the chain of causation that determines whether or not 9/11 happens in the Muppet universe, so there's that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd like a tldr of this canon pls

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

2002's A Very Muppet Christmas Movie is an "It's a Wonderful Life" style movie where Kermit temporarily wishes himself out of existence and is allowed to observe the resulting timeline. Shots of the Manhattan skyline in the main universe where he exists show no Twin Towers as expected, but in the alternate timeline the towers are clearly visible in the background outside Piggy's window at one point. Accident because the set designers or whoever just didn't notice them in the old still used for that window, but the implication is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

That's epic, thnx!

[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 10 months ago

This guy muppets

[–] rtxn 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is celibacy still a requirement? Cause I'm pretty sure Kermit fucks.

[–] GabrielBell12fi 4 points 10 months ago

As has been pointed out elsewhere, I think it is more accurately described as "Kermit porks"

[–] essell 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And he can be trusted around children.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Yeah he ain’t tickle me Elmo

[–] uservoid1 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was about to post: And he like children

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was about to post: whenever he hangs out with children, he has a hand up his ass.

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 10 months ago

100% qualified for becoming pope.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His wife is from an entirely different species. Not sure that's ok. Maybe I'm just being specist.

[–] GabrielBell12fi 5 points 10 months ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "porking the wife"