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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

”Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the two-tiered US Justice system…”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you're a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond."

EDIT: ..and for those of you that control five justices, our "Commit Today, Pay Never" plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

😆😂🤣

Sadly accurate

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you just reply to my post with my own comment from my own duplicate post? Nice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

the opportunity (and meme) were to good to pass up ;)