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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you're a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond."

EDIT: ..and for those of you that control five justices, our "Commit Today, Pay Never" plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

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Sadly accurate