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[โ€“] einlander 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But was the mix tape fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it, why did they suppose that other intelligent life forms (if there are any near us at all) could "read" the data in vynil records?

Never mind, they put a bunch of diagrams on the cover to explain how to play it. Although it could still not work, because we have no idea if other intelligent life forms are capable of reading diagrams.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The whole thing was a publicity stunt. The chances of an alien civilization ever finding the Voyager probe are so close to zero as hardly matters.

I'm not criticizing it. Sometimes publicity stunts are important. It got people interested in the Voyager program and, hopefully, other space science programs as well.

[โ€“] whereisk 7 points 10 months ago

So important, they did a whole lot of science on the way and captured (and still do nearly 50yrs later) people's imagination and sense of wonder.

[โ€“] whereisk 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn you Carl Sagan, you doomed us all.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Carl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war.

Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?

[โ€“] whereisk 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

[โ€“] whereisk 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha! Why can't it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 2 points 10 months ago

Good point. And food replicators just can't reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorely disappointed that no death metal was included on the Golden Record.

I mean, death metal wasn't invented yet, but I'm still allowed to be disappointed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

We could do Pink Floyd or Grateful Dead at least. Add some years and Celtic Frost is also on menu. Beatles are here and availiable by default. I don't know if anyone caught that golden freesbie, but they sure thought we are boring.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Being serious for a minute, Western music was already over-represented on the Golden Record.

https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/music/

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I'm surprised it's that diverse knowing when it was launched. But you are on point.

[โ€“] MacedWindow 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] PunnyName 3 points 10 months ago

lol, so true

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Corti gotta make profit somehow