this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] dystop 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

really? Are you counting saliva?

[–] JoeKrogan 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think OP is including death

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

really? is he counting soil wetness?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction

[–] 0uterzenith 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives

[–] iain 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them

[–] Brickhead92 14 points 1 year ago

Ohh, I call dibs!

[–] atomicorange 1 points 1 year ago

If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.

The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.

[–] Assassin4 11 points 1 year ago

Not if die by having a rock tied to my leg and thrown overboard!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 8 points 1 year ago

Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.