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[–] edgemaster72 45 points 8 months ago

Resistance is futile, the Irish Unification of 2024 will proceed as foretold

[–] Son_of_dad 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Usually rich people live forever because they can afford the best food, preventive treatments, medical, etc. But even will all that stuff, Charles looks like he's gonna turn to dust any day now, like at the end of Infinity war

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Charles has previously lobbied the UK government to decrease funding to known functional treatments in favour of alternative treatments with no scientific backing. I believe he's actually put his money where his mouth is and is sticking to the crackpot treatments for himself so I don't believe he'll have rich people immunity at all. The man is likely going to Steve Jobs his way into the afterlife.

[–] SoonaPaana 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] AppaYipYip 11 points 8 months ago

Steve Jobs' cancer was discovered in 2003. He could have had a surgery immediately to remove it. However, he refused surgery, in favor of alternative options like acupuncture, dietary supplements, and juices. By the time he started medical treatment it was too late and he ended up dying in 2011.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Queen looked far more worn out than Charles before she said her last words

[–] Jilanico 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

St Patrick's = Sozin's Comet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Paddy's Shamrock

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

If the Irish do say goodbye, England won't even know what's happening until it's too late.