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[–] jordanlund 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"$60 for a 30-minute session and $120 for an hour-long session."

I enjoy a good massage, but that's double the human rate.

[–] jadedwench 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That price isn't bad. A lot of places where I live are more expensive than that. At least you don't have to tip the robot.

[–] FMT99 5 points 6 months ago

Give it a year or two and they'll add a way for the robot to guilt trip you into some kind of "donation"

[–] Mango 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] TragicNotCute 8 points 6 months ago

Eh. In the states I’ve never paid $60 for an hour. $80-$100 for an hour is more common.

[–] jordanlund 3 points 6 months ago

Depending on where you go here, $60 to $70 an hour, tipping is extra.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 21 points 6 months ago

AI massage bot... Oh God.

Is my coffee machine AI if I add a camera on it that detects movement and makes coffee if its me?

Someone give me a blockchain cryptocurrency massage bot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

When Jeanine has a spasm, though, she's probably not going to dislocate or break something.

[–] TragicNotCute 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorite parts of a massage is fully relaxing and almost just detaching from my brain and trusting that this pro touching me knows what they are doing.

I don’t think I’d be able to relax with a robot rubbing me like that. It needs to have enough strength to do the work, which almost certainly means it can hurt me. Hard pass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

For others though, it might be easier to trust a robot than a human.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I don't trust that style of robot. Unless I'm mistaken, that's an industrial grade robot meant for things like manufacturing lines. It's not designed to be operated on/near humans. I would bet it has enough power in its joints to kill or severely maim a person.

Machines doing these sorts of operations on humans either need ludicrous safety measures, (like you would find on million dollar medical machinery,) or compliance engineering so that even if the machine malfunctions no harm is likely. I highly doubt their off the shelf machine has been modified in either way to make it truly safe.