Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Ghukek to c/dadjokes

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Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm Ghukek.

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[–] bloodsangre7 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have seen people stand up to give a speech and start with "Fat Penguin," allow the pregnant pause, then "just wanted to break the ice"

[–] Arrakis 3 points 1 year ago

I have crippling social anxiety but having read this comment, I've never wanted to give a speech more in my life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hi, I’m Grandstoat. I know very little about polar bears.