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It seems like in the proceeds of building their alleged Star Trek utopia with robots and holodecks, tech bros have discovered that they’d rather be the Borg than Starfleet and have begun shilling the pros of getting yourself assimilated at SXSW of all places.

“I actually think that AI fundamentally makes us more human.”

I think it makes us more brain damaged, with this guy being exhibit A, but I guess you could argue that’s a fundamental human property (unless you count hallucinating LLMs).

Those folks sure seem bullish on artificial intelligence, and the audiences at the Paramount — many of whom are likely writers and actors who just spent much of 2023 on the picket line trying to reign in the potentially destructive power of AI — decided to boo the video. Loudly. And frequently.

Stop resisting the tech utopia they’re trying to build for you, or you’re literally doomers. Never mind that the people building said tech utopia are also doomers, but that’s different, because they worry about the real dangers like acausal robot basilisks torturing them for all eternity and not about petty shit like unemployment and poverty.

Speaking of stopping resisting, another, more critical article about this conference has some real bangers they left out in the other one -- I wonder why. It has some sneers, too.

[…] tech journo Kara Swisher—saying stuff like “you need to stop resisting and starting learning” about AI […].

Yep, that's an actual quote. I'm filing that one under examples of being completely tone-deaf alongside "Do you guys not have phones?".

[…] every company will use AI to “figure out how” to become “more efficient.”

I’m sure the toxic productivity community on YouTube will gobble that shit up. It reminds me of that clown who made a video on how to consume media more efficiently by watching anime on 2x speed and skipping the "boring parts". I guess when we eliminate all human value from entertainment products, that might become a valid strategy.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This whole festival sounds like it could have used conflict of interest subtitles. When somebody's voice is saying "I actually think that AI (blah, blah)" there's one subtitle with the words and another with phrasing such as "(Person)'s annual stock award will be increased by (number)% if paid subscriptions to (company)'s AI product rise by (number)%."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I instantly want this for many different forms of web announcements

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

“I actually think that AI fundamentally makes us more human.”

I mean, I agree in the sense that the heaps of AI bullshit these guys are dumping on us opened my eyes to how truly special human cognition is!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that clown who made a video on how to consume media more efficiently by watching anime on 2x speed and skipping the “boring parts”.

...what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried to find the video but apparently it was deleted, but there's still a thread about it on productivity Reddit and even they seem to think it's a bit much.

That guy (and the whole toxic productivity mindset in general) is a rabbit hole all by itself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never heard about "toxic productivity mindset" but I would definitely appreciate a sneer on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I might try and put something together at some point and see if I can make it entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Do you guys not have phones?

And how did that turn out?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

[…] tech journo Kara Swisher—saying stuff like “you need to stop resisting and starting learning” about AI […].

Yep, that’s an actual quote. I’m filing that one under examples of being completely tone-deaf alongside “Do you guys not have phones?”.

wasn't swisher the one who continually kept simping on reputationwashing for Felon Musk?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah she's a scumbag. her career is sucking up to powerful tech grifters over and over. then when they get bad publicity she lies about how she's always come at them like a knife, she saw through them, they changed, etc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

this world would be so much better off if people could just accept that abusive shitheads like this exist -_-

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

She's also into crypto