Reminds me of the kereru, who are mildly infamous in NZ for getting drunk on berries and then falling on your roof with the elegance and grace of a brick. Look at this adorable idiot.

I love that getting shitfaced drunk likely predates humanity and even primates by hundreds of millions of years.

At the college I used to go to, there's a line of fruiting crabapple trees in front of the dining hall, while eating I'd enjoy watching the squirrels eat the fermenting fallen fruit and stumble around drunk.

Now that I think of it, animals have far greater excuses to get drunk intentionally.

How can birds get drunk if they aren't real?