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[–] aeronmelon 37 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Which begs the question; Why are we up to PlayStation 5 and have yet to get a kiwi bird parasailing simulator?

I feel lied to.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm guessing this was specifically referring to the PS1. Subsequent PlayStations no longer have this raw power.

[–] jerrythegenius 9 points 10 months ago

The 1 in PS1 means number one, the best

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

PS1 players were too distracted to notice when the PS2 came out so they made it worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There would be mind bogglefication on a catastrophic global scale. Empires would collapse.

[–] testeronious 4 points 10 months ago

it would be bogglastic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I was just about to comment that after decades of seeing that pic I never bothered to acknowledge/think about how that it's a kiwi. Is cute.

[–] psmgx 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] clearleaf 3 points 10 months ago

They say kiwi when you pick them up. That's basically all we're going on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well, it’s a Kiwi that someone disguised as a bird.

[–] clearleaf 6 points 10 months ago

Look at that red section of the parachute. So interesting.