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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

[–] Bunnylux 0 points 11 months ago

I choked

[–] geekworking 12 points 11 months ago

"What do you have on under the kilt"?

.... Shitty Antiques.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

[–] KimjongTOOILL 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You see @[email protected] this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

[–] tamal3 2 points 10 months ago

Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.