this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"Let me finish these last few grapes before I help this guy. Man, these are good."

[–] Jackolantern 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t get this reference. I’m probably getting old

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Duck walks up to a lemonade stand and asks “got any grapes?”.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not just old, I'm also stupid. Still don't get it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] navitux 10 points 1 year ago

thanks, I didn't know that reference until now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I remember this being new.

[–] Jackolantern 2 points 1 year ago

First time I heard this duck song. It’s great!

[–] foggy 5 points 1 year ago

No, this is an old reference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a video from the early internet, but even before that, it was one of those really long anti-jokes where the humor comes from the story being extremely long and there being no punch line.

I think the first time I heard it was in the early 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or you're not old enough/childless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't get it, I'm 43 and I'm childless. Thank you for saying I'm not old enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gusVLZ 4 points 1 year ago

Papa papapa

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure you have nails. Or grapes. Preferably both.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Or a duck tape

[–] 4am 10 points 1 year ago

Bom Bom Bom

[–] MoonMoon 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll get you your fucking grapes you little motherfucker

[–] tox_solid 6 points 1 year ago

Better get some glue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You better believe I'm gonna run towards you at breakneck speed.