And yet you're still shitting in a public toilet.
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2024
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Now I'm hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.
Damn
I take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life
Apple Vision was made for the shits
Are you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses
Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I'd rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.
The Handicrapper.™
So much room for activities!
I actually dislike the handicapped stalls because the toilets are higher. I get that it helps wheelchair users transfer, so I'm glad they exist, but some of them are so high my feet barely touch the ground and that's just awkward.
Unless you're actually disabled...