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[–] NOT_RICK 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to sue mine to get my security deposit back; this tracks.

[–] mysoulishome 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone needs to and everyone should

[–] NOT_RICK 22 points 10 months ago

I’m petty as hell. I would just ramble and ramble when I was on the phone with their lawyer. Was super polite to the guy, but he definitely billed double the time he likely needed to for such a small case thanks to my bloviating

[–] bappity 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Lol this is great! Landlords suck. Yeah they’ll try and convince you they’re doing you a favor, saving you from homelessness, but why would I be homeless if houses were affordable and I could just buy one myself?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Had to listen to 2 of my coworkers talk about their side hustles of extorting money from people for shelter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I live in a hotel conversion. You have no idea.