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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by khannie to c/memes
 

Looks like Paul is in the "Find Out" stage. Apologies for the potato quality.

Edit: just for clarity, not spotted by me. My best friend sent me this

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Was driving home yesterday and saw some picket signs spaced like 10 metres apart going down the road. It said Linda…After…45…Years…You…Still…Make…Me…Horny.

We need more funny signs instead of ads.

[–] mojofrododojo 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"My husband Paul is so romantic, he came home on valentines, slapped the phone out of my hand, whisked me away to the coast for a week and then we both agreed to take a social media break for a few more weeks. And sometimes when we're walking by the shops he just gets so kissy and grabby, he can't keep his hands off me turning my head away from looking at signs to smooch and tell me how much he loves me and to never, ever speak to any other women because they'd obviously be so jealous."

[–] surewhynotlem 44 points 10 months ago

Apologies for the potato quality.

Shenanigans. Irish people never apologize for potatoes.

[–] eek2121 41 points 10 months ago

Pauls in the area are gonna be sweatin’ 🤣

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Somebody's got a large format poster printer lol

[–] khannie 27 points 10 months ago

Someone who's also angry and pregnant. The trifecta.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can hazard a guess at which part of the body that axe would be used on first...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

she doesn't even know my real name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] ekZepp 12 points 10 months ago

I would say they're both a couple of piece of shit who well deserve each other. I just hope that Paul future ex wife would move on quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Paul fucked around and now he is about to find out.