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submitted 9 months ago by philz to c/memes
 
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, that thing drops pretty quickly when it moves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only when somebody is right underneath. Then it returns to its starting point.

[–] idunnololz 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So then wave your hand under your butt. I don't see the problem here.

[–] Misconduct 7 points 9 months ago

Motion activated sphincter lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

returns to its starting point

Start running.

[–] TootSweet 19 points 9 months ago

Finally a clue about the life cycle of the Thwomp.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

And the sounds matches too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

smh here i go making a silicone mold again

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When you spell it like that, it just classes it right up. "I'm eatin' mah roughage" sounds so coarse. But you're like "I am consuming mon fibres, s'il vous plaît."

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've Ulcerative Colitis. I know that feeling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've

I suppose that is a technically correct contraction of "I have", but it looks so strange.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That’s because it isn’t.

(No, I won’t go into a discussion how language changes and things that used to be mistakes are no fine and yaddayadda. In today’s standard English you cannot contract ‘I have’ if ‘have’ is not an auxiliary verb.)

Note that the have verb is not contracted in writing when it is the main verb in a sentence and means “to possess.”

https://editorsmanual.com/articles/types-of-contractions/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do toilet poltergeists stalk you and turn normal chairs into toilets, like in those commercials? Or are those, like, not an entirely accurate depiction of the condition?