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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

In times such as these, one must always take a threat from a wizard...very seriously. You may get down voted.

[-] AngryCommieKender 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or worse, expelled!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

"What about a pointed stick?"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Accio Police

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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