this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like how the post title is confusing in a different way from the image lol

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

I choose to act like it was deliberate

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

When the real aneurysm is in the title.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Health is explicitly NOT pocus!

[–] LEDZeppelin 30 points 9 months ago

How to butcher the title even worse than the picture

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] franklin 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms 4 points 9 months ago

Don't inside, dead open

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 9 months ago

"Mental is hocus. Health not pocus."

Sounds like the first stanza of a Lin-Manuel Miranda song.

[–] NucleusAdumbens 8 points 9 months ago

Actually, health IS pocus. Or rather, health is POCUS. Pocus being an acronym for "point of care ultrasound." Which is important in healthcare. So there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

OP you tried and that's what really....uuuummmm......you did try.....

[–] Daft_ish 2 points 9 months ago

Not pocus, not pocus, you're hocus.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

The joke is your average bloke is too bilaterally focused on the individual sides of the notice.