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No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video g*mes.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!
We need to stop these heinous "g*mers" from spreading their satanic cult practices in our cities. I was just trying to buy great American frozen pizza for my family when I ran across this demonic figure in the frozen isle!! What are we doing about this??!!
I hope you went and took it up with the store clerk immediately. You know, some people think this is just simple nonsense, but this you know. This is just another intrusion into the minds of our children and an attempt to further normalize g*mes.
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I went to the cashier (overpaid I'm sure) and he started laughing. He said and I quote, ITS NOT A BIG DEAL!!1??? What a joke. This is the last time I'm supporting Doller General and I urge everyone on this page to do the same.
I have just been informed from a mysterious source that the "DK" that this demon bears on its "tie" might be an acronym for Devil's Kids!!!!!!1! What does this mean???